Acid Otaku Trip

Here's a few random things about me:

- Manga and anime are my antidrug.

-I pig out on food a lot and never gain any weight.

-I love 90s cartoons: Animaniacs, Tiny Toons Adventures, and Cow and Chicken=WIN.

-I is a  fujoshi, the correct Japanese word for yaoi fangirl.

-I'm afraid of Robert Pattenson, because of his face.

-I can do English, Irish, Spanish, Long Island, and Brooklyn  accents but I can't do a Scottish accent.

-I support the underdogs in Hollywood no not airheads that don't work their asses off like other people.

-I hate The Hills.

-I have seen the 2004 version of Phantom of the Opera five times because the Phantom is sexy XD

-I have a serious J-rock addiction.

-I am OBSESSED with Gerard Butler and Aya Hirano.

That's all for now. PEACE!

~Maya

Naomi Campbell.

One of the only black women who broke the color boundaries on runways all across the world.

And the only model who has more assault charges against than a child abuser.

My reason for this rant is that she usually gets a slap on the wrist when she harms one of her maids and/or recently, the British police. Why does she get by? Here's Ms. Campbell's rap sheet I obtained from Wikipedia that will help me explain my argument:

• In 2000, she pleaded guilty in a Toronto court to a 1998 assault on Georgina Galanis, her then assistant; Campbell had assaulted Galanis with a telephone in a hotel room and threatened to throw her out of a moving car. Under an agreement with the prosecution her record was cleared in exchange for her expressing remorse; Campbell also paid Galanis an undisclosed sum and agreed to attend anger management classes.
• In March 2005, Campbell allegedly slapped assistant Amanda Brack and beat her around the head with a BlackBerry personal organiser. Campbell's spokesman Rob Shuter denied the incident ever took place. In July 2006, Brack began legal proceedings against Campbell, claiming Campbell abused her verbally and physically on three continents. Brack accused Campbell of assault, battery, and infliction of emotional distress in incidents that started a month after she began working for her in February 2005. Campbell countersued for an unknown amount.
• Italian actress Yvonne Sciò has claimed Campbell left her "covered in blood" after an altercation at a Rome hotel. Sciò claimed: "She punched me in the face. She was like Mike Tyson."
• On March 30, 2006 in New York City, Campbell was arrested for allegedly assaulting her housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted mobile phone, resulting in a bloody head that required several stitches. She was charged with second degree assault, a felony that carries a minimum sentence of one year and a maximum of seven years in prison.
• On September 28, 2006, Campbell did not attend a required court appearance in New York City, and the judge ruled that he would order her arrest if she failed to turn up in court the following week, on charges of a second-degree assault on her housekeeper, and could be jailed for up to seven years if convicted.
• On October 25, 2006, Campbell was arrested in London on suspicion of assault; she was released on police bail.
• On November 14, 2006, another former Campbell housekeeper, Gaby Gibson, began a new court case against Campbell seeking unspecified damages, and accused her ex-employer of being a "violent super-bigot".
• On November 15, 2006, Campbell appeared in criminal court in New York City regarding her March 2006 assault charges. Her defence lawyer and the prosecutor told the judge that they were "still in the process of working out a possible" plea deal in the case.
• The Boston-based law firm Sullivan & Worcester, which had assigned a top litigator to defend Campbell throughout her many escapades, severed their relationship with Campbell in 2006.
• On January 16, 2007, Campbell pleaded guilty to a charge of reckless assault against her maid Ana Scolavino. She was sentenced to five days community service and ordered to attend two days of an anger management course. In addition, she was ordered to pay medical bills of $363 (£185) to Scolavino who required four stitches after the incident. According to a report on CNN, Campbell blames "her temper on lingering resentment toward her father for abandoning her as a child".On March 19, 2007, Campbell began mopping floors at New York's Sanitation Department for her service.
• On August 20, 2007, New York Supreme Court Judge Michael Stallman issued a decision and order denying Campbell's legal attempt to exclude Gaby Gibson's references from her history of well-publicized, allegedly "chronic abusive and repeatedly violent conduct toward her employees." Judge Stallman reasoned that "if proven, the reports of Campbell's conduct" might result in proving that it was so "wanton or outrageous" to justify the punitive damages sought by Campbell's ex-housekeeper.
• On April 3, 2008, Campbell was arrested inside Heathrow's Terminal 5 on suspicion of assaulting a police officer after one of her bags had been lost.Campbell was subsequently banned from flying globally with British Airways by the airline. She was subsequently charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, which carries a maximum sentence of six months in prison and a fine of up to £5,000, one count of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress, which is punishable by a fine of up to £2,500, and one count of using threatening, abusive words or behaviour towards cabin crew, which comes with a maximum penalty of £1,000.

I can only say: DAMN!!!! This bitch got issues!

Well, at least, she's not gettin' a slap on a wrist in her homeland, Great Britain.  She could face up to six months to two years in a British prison.

~Maya

Twilight is a 2006 vampire romance young adult novel written by Stephanie Mayer.

The characters are---Fuck going into details about it.

Twilight is the worse horror/fantasy/romance novel series EVER created.

I know it's my opinion. But, every  die-hard vampire fan thinks  it's horrible.

The only thing I can say is y'all....that book was a piece of shit!

It had dozens and dozens of Mary-Sues and Gray-Stus in. I didn't think that Mary-Sues existed in real books. I thought they only exist in FF.N(Fanfiction.Net). It also had an undeveloped plot and some other things I can't think of right now.

The first thing I can say, Twilight is NOT the best novel of mankind. It sucked and the ending was horrible. It made me want to vomit with all that mush in it; don't get me wrong, I love mushy, lovey-dovy romance like every other teenage girl, but it had too MUCH mush. It's a friggin' vampire novel! IT NEEDS NO ROMANCE. Especially with a human.

The second thing is I want to say is, Edward fuckin' Cullen is not HOT. He's a friggin' book character! How can he be HOT?! Even though, I have crushes on many book characters, I don't wished they were real. I don't give a flyin' fuck if I get flamed by some fangirl or rabid Twilighters, I would NEVER say I wish that horrible excuse for a vampire would be my boyfriend was like that.

Keeping on the Edward Cullen subject, Edward is a fuckin' vamp that has little-LITTLE!- weakness. Not only that. He's an extremely hot, sexy, steaming handsome vampire who everyone of you fangirls love even if there is no way you lot can live to be him in the real world without CG! Heh! Who would be an idiot to love a book character vampire? Oh yeah, I forgot, the fangirls who have no social/love life.

The last thing I want to say is about both Cullen and his bloody whiny human lover, Bella. Bella, I don't care if you want to go with Edward, the sparkly vamp or Jacob, the most bipolar werewolf ever, you're going to die anyways. 
Edward is the most bi-polar vampire in the whole literacy universe. And, he's the most stupid one as well. His Mary-Sue of a girlfriend(Bella) should have been killed and NOT turned into a vampire.

In short, I hate the whole fuckin' series.

For all you LUCKY people who haven't read "Twilight", do not read it.

~Maya 

Ah! Teenage girls!

What an ignorant bunch of human beings.

I'm not speaking to every girl in the entire 13 - 17 age group because I'm in that group; just the really superficial ones.

The reason for this rant is some little girls annoyed me today.Let me explain a little better....

Today, I was having lunch with my 9th grade friend, Tatiyana. We were just talking about different things: movies, Britney Spears' joke of trying to redeem herself, anime, etc, etc. We were just talking among ourselves until these 3 little imps who are Tatiyana's friends.

I was being nice and said hello to them. And then the questions started...."Are you really a Jr. high student?" one girl asked. "Are you really black?" another one asked(just because I don't have a ghetto tone in my voice). "Why do you draw those gay pictures?" the last one asked.

I immediately got pissed but decided not to show it. I answered the questions calmly and sincerely. They got quiet after I answered their questions. Then, I moved to Tatiyana. I gave her my 2004 version of Phantom DVD to let her borrow. One little bitch, excuse me, snatch the DVD from my hands. She looked at it and said, "Well, this looks like a boring movie. What kind of movie is it?" I twitched and replied, "A musical." Another girl blurbed, "Like High School Musical?!" I was on the verge of choking that girl. The girls began to bicker about what Phantom was about since they have never seen it or heard about it.

Then, they saw the picture of the very attractive Mr. Gerard Butler as the phantom. They were saying, "Omigod, this guy is so hot! He is so sexy! Squee! I would love to date him!" The 3 girls turned to Tatiyana and spewed, "Tati, what's this guy's name? Is he married? How old is he?" Tatiyana said, "He's name is Gerard Butler. No, he's not married. And, he's....." She turned to me, "How old is he, Maya?" I said in a bland tone, "Thirty-eight."

And that's when all hell broke loose....They began to exclaimed, "You mean that this is the guy from 300?! Gross! He's not married?! What is he gay?! He's almost forty?!" Then, the bitch in me popped up.

"Why do you little bitches care since you don't know anything about him? You have no right to talk. You only care about how good he looked when he was thirty-four. So what he did 300? And, just because he isn't dating anyone or married doesn't mean he's gay. And, one more thing. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE'S IN THEIR LATE THIRTIES DOESN'T MEANS THEY'RE OLD! And, you better not think that since this movie is a musical and it is related to that unrealistic shit called High School Musical. Phantom has been around WAY longer than that crap. Zac Efron isn't cute and he cannot dance or sing, Vanessa Anne Hudgens shouldn't be allowed to work with anything pertaining to Disney, and that the maker of High School Musical should go to the fiery pits of hell for ruining Disney."

I left everyone at that table speechless. I said to Tatiyana, "See you soon, Yana." And left the table.

That's why I think teen girls are idiots.

END OF RANT

~Maya

Well, my weekend sucked. That's all. I'm not going into details. It sucked, short and sweet to the point.

Moving on to today...

I had homework in music and reading. I had a packet of music scales to fill out the note name, the fingering, and  the scale's name. And, in reading, I had to do to workbook pages in my Wordly Wise workbook. I forgot to do both subjects. But, I planned not to do my music scales because it was pointless. For my reading homework, I didn't have to turn it in because my class had to recite a poem. That was a plus for me. I know I'm very lazy when it comes to homework. But, I still make honor roll every 9 weeks!

I frigging hate to write essays. I enjoy writing, but essays aren't exactly my cup of tea. When my English class does on, I get Writer's  Block before I even know the prompt!  And, when we have one, I have the worst luck imaginable  on that day. My  lead pencil would run out of lead, my hands would start shaking, etc., etc. I usually make a 5 or 6 on them. I make a 4, every now and then. Well, I made a 4 on an essay I did, last Friday. I thought it was an OK grade and I did my best. But, I was called (and some other people) to the principal's office to discuss what I made. She was asking me if I had a bad day or if I was rushing through it. She attempted to drive guilt on me by saying that I am disappointing my English teacher and if I don't make a 5 or 6, I'm bringing down my school. I told her that I would do better on the writing assignment on Wednesday.

I failed something, today. I had to memorized and recite a poem for reading. I forgot to study for it. When my teacher called me to her desk, I only said 3 and a half lines. I stopped and I said, "That's all I know." She said, "OK. You can go." I left my teacher's desk, feeling like a complete idiot that I forgot such an easy poem. But, I got over it. I really  don't care that I forgot to study a stupid and pointless poem. So what it costed 2 grades? I can make it up by passing all my classwork, my tests, and my homework.

It's snowing in my little town of Humboldt.

HPIM0136

2 YEARS!!

That it snowed and sticked.

Well, I'm going to enjoy my day off  of school.

~Maya

My friend in English told me that Britney Spears' little sister, Jamie Lynn, had an abortion.

We all know that Jamie Lynn was the little angel in the Spears family that didn't get in trouble. We all know that she got pregnant at the tender age of  sixteen in December.  And, now we hear that she's aborting the baby?

THAT'S NOT FRIGGING RIGHT!!!

She told OK! Magazine that she was keeping the baby and that she would never thinking about aborting her baby. But, my friend said, "When I went to Town & Country( a grocery store in my town) to go shopping with my grandma, I read in People Magazine  that she was getting an abortion. She actually told the interviewer that she was having an abortion. It wasn't made up or fake. It came from People, you know they never make stuff up! She said in her own words that she was getting an abortion because wanted to.   There was no publicist or friend covering for her. Just her."

I was  shocked to hear that. I can't believe that she told the public one thing then changed her mind the next month. That's not right. I am against abortion. I believe that all babies have a right to live.and that its spoiled teenage TV star
mother wants to take that right away!

I think she's only doing this, I don't know if it's true or not, because she wants to stay Zoey on "Zoey 101".  Taking the life of an innocent, unborn  child is not an option to save her job! If this was true, there would be outrage mothers who chose to keep their baby and not kill it and teens who idolized her, speaking out. If, the media catches wind of this, her life would become just like her sister, Britney.

I, for one, would  shocked if she took that baby away from God's Green Earth. Some celebrities don't have any morals worth a dime....

~Maya