Teenage Girl Stupidity(Rant!)

Ah! Teenage girls!

What an ignorant bunch of human beings.

I'm not speaking to every girl in the entire 13 - 17 age group because I'm in that group; just the really superficial ones.

The reason for this rant is some little girls annoyed me today.Let me explain a little better....

Today, I was having lunch with my 9th grade friend, Tatiyana. We were just talking about different things: movies, Britney Spears' joke of trying to redeem herself, anime, etc, etc. We were just talking among ourselves until these 3 little imps who are Tatiyana's friends.

I was being nice and said hello to them. And then the questions started...."Are you really a Jr. high student?" one girl asked. "Are you really black?" another one asked(just because I don't have a ghetto tone in my voice). "Why do you draw those gay pictures?" the last one asked.

I immediately got pissed but decided not to show it. I answered the questions calmly and sincerely. They got quiet after I answered their questions. Then, I moved to Tatiyana. I gave her my 2004 version of Phantom DVD to let her borrow. One little bitch, excuse me, snatch the DVD from my hands. She looked at it and said, "Well, this looks like a boring movie. What kind of movie is it?" I twitched and replied, "A musical." Another girl blurbed, "Like High School Musical?!" I was on the verge of choking that girl. The girls began to bicker about what Phantom was about since they have never seen it or heard about it.

Then, they saw the picture of the very attractive Mr. Gerard Butler as the phantom. They were saying, "Omigod, this guy is so hot! He is so sexy! Squee! I would love to date him!" The 3 girls turned to Tatiyana and spewed, "Tati, what's this guy's name? Is he married? How old is he?" Tatiyana said, "He's name is Gerard Butler. No, he's not married. And, he's....." She turned to me, "How old is he, Maya?" I said in a bland tone, "Thirty-eight."

And that's when all hell broke loose....They began to exclaimed, "You mean that this is the guy from 300?! Gross! He's not married?! What is he gay?! He's almost forty?!" Then, the bitch in me popped up.

"Why do you little bitches care since you don't know anything about him? You have no right to talk. You only care about how good he looked when he was thirty-four. So what he did 300? And, just because he isn't dating anyone or married doesn't mean he's gay. And, one more thing. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE'S IN THEIR LATE THIRTIES DOESN'T MEANS THEY'RE OLD! And, you better not think that since this movie is a musical and it is related to that unrealistic shit called High School Musical. Phantom has been around WAY longer than that crap. Zac Efron isn't cute and he cannot dance or sing, Vanessa Anne Hudgens shouldn't be allowed to work with anything pertaining to Disney, and that the maker of High School Musical should go to the fiery pits of hell for ruining Disney."

I left everyone at that table speechless. I said to Tatiyana, "See you soon, Yana." And left the table.

That's why I think teen girls are idiots.

END OF RANT

~Maya