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Twilight is a 2006 vampire romance young adult novel written by Stephanie Mayer.

The characters are---Fuck going into details about it.

Twilight is the worse horror/fantasy/romance novel series EVER created.

I know it's my opinion. But, every  die-hard vampire fan thinks  it's horrible.

The only thing I can say is y'all....that book was a piece of shit!

It had dozens and dozens of Mary-Sues and Gray-Stus in. I didn't think that Mary-Sues existed in real books. I thought they only exist in FF.N(Fanfiction.Net). It also had an undeveloped plot and some other things I can't think of right now.

The first thing I can say, Twilight is NOT the best novel of mankind. It sucked and the ending was horrible. It made me want to vomit with all that mush in it; don't get me wrong, I love mushy, lovey-dovy romance like every other teenage girl, but it had too MUCH mush. It's a friggin' vampire novel! IT NEEDS NO ROMANCE. Especially with a human.

The second thing is I want to say is, Edward fuckin' Cullen is not HOT. He's a friggin' book character! How can he be HOT?! Even though, I have crushes on many book characters, I don't wished they were real. I don't give a flyin' fuck if I get flamed by some fangirl or rabid Twilighters, I would NEVER say I wish that horrible excuse for a vampire would be my boyfriend was like that.

Keeping on the Edward Cullen subject, Edward is a fuckin' vamp that has little-LITTLE!- weakness. Not only that. He's an extremely hot, sexy, steaming handsome vampire who everyone of you fangirls love even if there is no way you lot can live to be him in the real world without CG! Heh! Who would be an idiot to love a book character vampire? Oh yeah, I forgot, the fangirls who have no social/love life.

The last thing I want to say is about both Cullen and his bloody whiny human lover, Bella. Bella, I don't care if you want to go with Edward, the sparkly vamp or Jacob, the most bipolar werewolf ever, you're going to die anyways. 
Edward is the most bi-polar vampire in the whole literacy universe. And, he's the most stupid one as well. His Mary-Sue of a girlfriend(Bella) should have been killed and NOT turned into a vampire.

In short, I hate the whole fuckin' series.

For all you LUCKY people who haven't read "Twilight", do not read it.

~Maya